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"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Repletion.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Waiting staff

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

All You Can Eat

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I went home the other day and smelt a delicious meal cooking in the kitchen... then I realized I'd gone to the wrong house!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

Capturing a Cook

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'