Brave Food Fans Prints

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Repletion.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

All You Can Eat

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Waiting staff

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

Capturing a Cook

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."