Brave Foodie Prints

The Modern Daredevil.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Culture clash

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'