Bravado Enthusiast Gifts

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Old war hero rejects mosquito sprays at his peril

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

No Soliciting

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Lasso

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

To Be/Not To Be

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

Punch Initials - O

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."