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'My Father can beat up your Father!'

Extreme Bungy

A Venus cow trap.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Trumpets Green

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Alas poor Yorrick

"Have you got it in beige?"

Look...a friendly face.

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'It's for Pookie.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

'Now that's confidence!'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

Old war hero rejects mosquito sprays at his peril

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

Milky Way

"I suppose politics would be interesting, but I wouldn't want to go on the rubber chicken circuit."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

'Big moose, what big moose?'

'So then I said to the cop...I'd like to see you try it!'