Bravado Appreciator Pillows

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

Extreme Bungy

A Venus cow trap.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

Trumpets Green

"Have you got it in beige?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Look...a friendly face.

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

Alas poor Yorrick

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

'It's for Pookie.'

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

Don't even think about it.

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Pssst … You guys want some milkweed? … Cow Peer Pressure.

'Now that's confidence!'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

Old war hero rejects mosquito sprays at his peril

'That is the businessman's lunch, sir -- coffee and Prozac.'

Milky Way

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I suppose politics would be interesting, but I wouldn't want to go on the rubber chicken circuit."

'Big moose, what big moose?'

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

Dave wasn't afraid to stare Death in the face.