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Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'This should come out just right.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Brother and sister at the dentist

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Headless chicken: "Is that all you got?"

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'I won the garlic eating competition.'

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

'Now that's confidence!'

Old war hero rejects mosquito sprays at his peril

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Oh, Doctor! Did he hurt you?'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

'Big moose, what big moose?'

"So much for neighbourhood watch!"

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

Dave wasn't afraid to stare Death in the face.