Brass Band Boogie Lover Gifts

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Orchestra.

Dance.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A tuba and love hearts

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Dance Crossing

"I once loved a parade."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Pink Floyd.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Concerto for Two Horns

Sousaphone Player

Brass Band

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"That bass isn't bad."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

"God...I hate elevator music."

A trumpet player