Brand Awareness Gifts

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

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Audio Components. Sale. Hey, I've heard of this model! Yes, sir, that's our speaker that needs no introduction.

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"He's still defining his brand."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

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Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."