"I feel like I'd run faster if my shoes were more expensive."
Brand Conscious Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who values branding and stylish presentations? Our brand conscious collection features thoughtfully designed items that combine sophistication with personality. Perfect for fashion lovers and trendsetters, these products make a statement about good taste and a keen eye for quality. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, find a gift that resonates with their appreciation for well-crafted, distinctive items.
'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'
"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
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'We've re-branded.'
'Have you no common scents?!'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
"It lost a little something in translation."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
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Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
Some scents are nonsense.
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Creative entrepreneur at work
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
Mountain Tops Incorporated
Gerald Ratner's return
Brand Conscious Gifts Collection
Brand Conscious Mugs
Explore our collection of stylish mugs designed for the brand conscious. Perfect for elevating their coffee or tea moments with a touch of elegance and wit.
Brand Conscious Pillows
Check out our chic pillows for the brand savvy. Elegant, subtle, and comfortable, they add a refined touch to any space.
Brand Conscious Prints
Browse our stylish prints designed for the brand conscious. Elevate any room with art that combines sophistication with personality.
Brand Conscious T-Shirts
Discover trendy t-shirts that speak to the brand aware. With smart designs and a fashionable edge, these tees are ideal for the style-conscious.