Brand-averse Adventurer Gifts

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Rogue elephant

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"My husband's in advertising."

Fashion Mistake.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'