Tech-averse Adventurer Gifts

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Pan Extension Chord

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Take me to your leader. . .

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Scenic selfie site

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Photocoffier.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

Young MacDonald

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"They've replaced the company car."

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Tourists and GPS