Tech-averse Adventurer Gifts

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Pan Extension Chord

Meet the new factory manager.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Take me to your leader. . .

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Scenic selfie site

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Photocoffier.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

Young MacDonald

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

iPhone Senior

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"They've replaced the company car."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Google Earth For Pirates

Tourists and GPS