Bram Stoker Aficionado Gifts

Does this blood smell funny to you?

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'I think therefore I ham.'

Stoned Henge

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Witch's Snowman.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Speeding again, Margaret?

A vein of vampires

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Karim Benzema

I hate when he does that.

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'Sorry you've failed'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

The Stoned Age

Old Scientist.

Stonedhenge.

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."