Bram Stoker Admirer Gifts

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

He loves the water.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Robert Mitchum

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - Mr. Go-For-It, Rah!, Rah!, Adventure Boy - I took the one less traveled by...'

Captive Audience.

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Witch's Snowman.

A vein of vampires

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Speeding again, Margaret?

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Lisa Minnelli

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

'I've just discovered a drug Keith Richards hasn't taken...'

"So...you drive stick."

"Probably texting."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

Does this blood smell funny to you?

'Sorry you've failed'

Karim Benzema

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

I hate when he does that.

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

Steve Howe

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."