Bram Stoker Admirer Mugs

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Modern Witch Shoppe

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - Mr. Go-For-It, Rah!, Rah!, Adventure Boy - I took the one less traveled by...'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Speeding again, Margaret?

A vein of vampires

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

Does this blood smell funny to you?

'That's not what I meant when I told you to sell high.'

'Sorry you've failed'

A Witch flies into the Moon.

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."