Bram Stoker Aficionado Pillows

Does this blood smell funny to you?

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Stoned Henge

'I think therefore I ham.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Speeding again, Margaret?

A vein of vampires

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

A Witch flies into the Moon.

'Sorry you've failed'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

The Stoned Age

Old Scientist.

'Witch? Best broom buys'

Stonedhenge.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.