Brainy Whizz Gifts

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"You keep impeccable time."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Lost and Profound.

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

It's academic

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Cutting down the Brain

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'