Brainy Counselor Gifts

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Lost and Profound.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cutting down the Brain

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Brain versus Religion.

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Off the wall legal advisor.

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

Annual Amnesia Convention

Beach psychiatrist.

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

Umbrella.

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."