Brains Behind The Operation Pillows

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

X-RAY

This is your brain on cartoons

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Quick! 5-second rule!

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'I think he is a composer.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

Tommy John Surgery.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'