Brain Surgery Pillows

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

The Map of the human brain

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Man and brain

Brain Power

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

X-RAY

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

This is your brain on cartoons

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'I think he is a composer.'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."