Brain Prank Lover Gifts

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Have you been working out?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

We're With Stupid

A Brain Drain

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Up your end.

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"