Brain Prank Lover Pillows

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Have you been working out?"

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

A Brain Drain

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Up your end.

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