Retro Prank Lover Pillows

Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

We're With Stupid

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."