Retro Prank Lover Pillows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Fossil record player.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Groovy Baby

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'