Boxing Kangaroo Pillows

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Ready Mum?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Early Exercise Machines

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

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