Bow-wearing Canine Critic Pillows

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

No Soliciting

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

K9 Literati

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Joe's Vet and Taxidermy

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'I like it.'

'You can wait.'

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

Dog Food Testing Lab.

"Next time make two trips."

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"Now, now - If you can't say something nice about a parson, don't say anything at all."

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."