Critiquer Of Canine Quirks Pillows

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Beg here. Pay here.

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

'I like it.'

What dogs want for Christmas.

The Thinker and The Stinker

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"We're in for the night."

Bottled Toilet Water

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

"I think that I shall never see, a better place to stop and pee."

"I should tell you right away my resume is spotty."

Dog watching 'Watchdog'.

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."