Critiquer Of Canine Quirks Pillows

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

'I like it.'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"We're in for the night."

Bottled Toilet Water

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Dog Food Testing Lab.

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"I should tell you right away my resume is spotty."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

"I think that I shall never see, a better place to stop and pee."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"That's OK, they're not yelling at each other! They're yelling at the TV: a politician is giving a speech..."

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Idiot Dog.