Bovine Spellcaster Gifts

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

spellchecker

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

Magic Mushrooms

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'