Bovine Spellcaster Mugs

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

spellchecker

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Magic Mushrooms

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.