Spellcaster Humorist Mugs

Ariadne was shunned by her fellow witches because she had good teeth.

spellchecker

"Here we are."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Wiccapedia.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Magic Mushrooms