Bovine Booklover Pillows

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"They’re real."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!