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'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Beard in the Stone

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"They’re real."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"