Bourbon Sampling T-Shirts

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Green Balloon

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Somewhere in France

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'A good present'

Happy Birthday!

Important balloons, $30.

Drunken Dis-orderly

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"Three, please. Any color."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Bee Mine

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

Community Hospital: Got Well

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

Devil holding balloons

'Bourbon, rocks.'

Deep dish bourbon

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'