Bourbon Sampling Pillows

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Green Balloon

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Somewhere in France

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'A good present'

Important balloons, $30.

Happy Birthday!

"Three, please. Any color."

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Bee Mine

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Drunken Dis-orderly

Community Hospital: Got Well

Devil holding balloons

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

'Bourbon, rocks.'

Deep dish bourbon

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."