Boundary Negotiators Gifts

Neighbours waring over tree that's too high

UK border controls relaxed.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Frontex

Iraqi Insurgents.

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

Playing With Peace

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

Dalai Lama and Shimon Peres visits Norway

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Is there room for me?"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."