Boundary Negotiators Gifts

Neighbours waring over tree that's too high

UK border controls relaxed.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Iraqi Insurgents.

Frontex

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Playing With Peace

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Dalai Lama and Shimon Peres visits Norway

"Is there room for me?"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."