Territorial Negotiators Gifts

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Changing Minds

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Beg for peace!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Obama visits Mexico

EU Deal

Overdraft limit.

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"No screen time means more scream time."

Human males marking territory.

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

USA-China, trade war.