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"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Lady has a coffee break.

Brunch for Cows

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'