Bottomless Brunch Enthusiast Pillows

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Lady has a coffee break.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Brunch for Cows

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!