Bottomless Bruncher Pillows

Bottomless bowl of soup

Welcome Spring.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

"4 eggs, no discernable style."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

"You're still eating?"

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

Bet and Breakfast.

"The number one concern of all business is uncertainty. I'm pretty certain of that."

'It's so nice to have breakfast on the balcony.'

British Veto, Continent Isolated.

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

'Your food allergies are in a feeding frenzy.'