Bottom Line Enthusiast Pillows

'If you wear 3-D glasses, it makes their indifference to anything but the bottom line see more lifelike.'

'You're obsessed with the bottom line. I like that in an employee!'

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

DIY marriage counseling.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The spend is high

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'I'll do half of it.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"But is it..?"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

Tony Blair - EU budget.

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

Man and woman with laundry

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.