Bottlework Buff Gifts

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Surreal ale

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Wine Talking

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."