Bottle Bank Enthusiast Gifts

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

I have a dream.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bottle tossing

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"I've got sea mail."

Submarine

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Tanked tanker.