Bored Bathtub Skipper Gifts

"Off season fishing"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'How's the water skiing?'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Admiral in the bath.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

How to recover from a bad day

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"We slipped in the tub."

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...