Bored Bathtub Skipper Gifts

"Off season fishing"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'How's the water skiing?'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Admiral in the bath.

Bathing and Showering.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

How to recover from a bad day

"We slipped in the tub."

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'