Bordeaux Wine T-Shirts

Celebrate Bordeaux wine passion with our witty and stylish t-shirts. Designed for fans of fine wine and good laughs, these tees are great for casual sipping and socializing.

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'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.' mockup

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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Champagne

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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon." mockup

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

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'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

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On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.' mockup

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

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'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.' mockup

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

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If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

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'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.' mockup

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

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'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.' mockup

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

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Claret

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"O+ Harvest of ;92."

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Dogs with alcohol collars.

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'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.' mockup

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

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Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche. mockup

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

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'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.' mockup

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,' mockup

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

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'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.' mockup

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

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Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar mockup

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

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'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.' mockup

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

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'It's a cheeky little wine!'

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'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.' mockup

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

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I've started so I'll finish...

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The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

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