Boozehounds Gifts

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

A man and his dog

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Canine Scentipede

"Draw your own path."