Boozehounds Gifts

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Dog Walking Services

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog

Happy.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"A little help, please."

"Draw your own path."