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'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

The one that got away

"Apple harvest."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Botox."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Sun Worship

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Covid-19 Caution

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

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"Take me to your thigh master"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Dracula's bedtime.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

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'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"Supersize me."

'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'