Booty Seeker Prints

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

The one that got away

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Apple harvest."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Botox."

Sun Worship

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Single men in Tahiti

Covid-19 Caution

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"Take me to your thigh master"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Dracula's bedtime.

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"Supersize me."