Bootlegger Gifts

"Remember, Jackson, them revenuers don't figure us to be pragmatists."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Fishing from the Pier

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Trying on boots

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Crime

'Touching.'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"These boots were made for drinking."

"It's our summer holiday home."

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"I love Italian boots."

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"We´re into leather."

Paul's Bunions

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

Jesus's brief and little known cowboy boots phase.

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'