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Face Painting.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Obsession with the Internet.

The practical psychopath

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Customer Convention

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Shakespeare reading.

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Hot Towel Web Service

"Do NOT refresh this page."

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Pop up begger.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."