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Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Face Painting.

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

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Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Shakespeare reading.

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Women's and men's magazines.