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Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Customer Convention

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Face Painting.

Shakespeare reading.

Hot Towel Web Service

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Do NOT refresh this page."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Women's and men's magazines.

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."