"Oh, and we mustn't forget to factor in the profits from your bestseller 'How To Pay Zero Tax'."
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes Gifts
Looking for a gift for a dedicated bookworm who delights in literary adventures and clever loopholes? Our curated collection features witty, whimsical products that celebrate their passion for reading and love of a good twist. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find something that resonates with their charming obsession with books and the playful side of life. It's the ideal way to show appreciation for their imagination and wit.
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
hard-boiled egg...
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
K9 Literati
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
The Da Vinci Cod
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?
"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.
Megabyte Information Processing Center.
'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'
"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
"Read the book!""See the movie!"
Welcome back students.
Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.
"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."
The book is so much better than the film..
1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.
"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"
"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"
"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."
Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.
A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.
Books on running a successful school,
Pastoring for Dummies
"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
The Colonel at home.
"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes Gifts Collection
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes Mugs
Looking for more bookish humor? Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the clever bookworm who enjoys a good loophole and a cup of coffee.
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes Pillows
Add some literary charm with our cozy pillows, ideal for any bookworm who appreciates comfort and clever designs.
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes Prints
Find inspiring and witty prints that make a statement in any reading nook or office, celebrating the love of books and clever twists.
Bookworm With A Side Of Loopholes T-Shirts
Want more witty apparel? Check out our range of t-shirts designed for book lovers who love to showcase their clever side.